European elections

Just saw this reposted by a friend.

"I do like a polling card that can touch the floor when you hold it. So, the choices were: Socialist, Neo-Socialist, Crypto-Socialist, United Reformed Socialists, Real Socialists, TRUE Socialists (leader, Bob Crow, Deceased), Film Socialisme, UKIP, Not-Quite UKIP, Get Out Of Europe Free, Ex-UKIP, Get Out of Europe AND the United Kingdom, The Green Party, The Greener Than Green Party, Christians United Will Never Be Defeated, Tom O'Connor, Independents United Against Other Independents and the Conservative Party....yet people say there's no one to vote for!"

Sad thing is, judging by my ballot paper today, I don't think he was joking....